isaiah's
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Friday, March 31, 2006

"Moshi moshi"

Today I continued to be trained in phone etiquette, and while I'm still the inexperienced 2-week clerk, I'm at least more at ease now when taking calls and transferring calls.

After watching Initial D anime till I'm almost done with the 1st stage and wondering how in the galaxy do you actually do countersteering (turning the steering wheel in a direction contrary to that of the curve while drifting), I finally began to figure out the way of doing it after lots of trial and error.

And drifting really feels great! I finally understand the difference between drifting and power slide. There's no countersteering done in power slide... right?

Now, a few more practices and... hehe.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Like losing a limb

Being the data I/C without the computer is really like losing a limb.

But no choice lah... YY had to go for a checkup and had to bring his 11-B (identification card) along... so today, I was basically doing filing and photocopying... after doing it for hours yesterday and today, I can say now that photocopying is the only aspect of my work that I've become truly specialised in.

Today was also the day the seniors decided to train me in phone etiquette... Joe (yes, the one who was my classmate in JC), who is currently a clerk in OETI, called me and pretended to be some captain just for the fun of it.

And I was so nervous, I called a private "Sir". OK... I know that a private is higher in rank than me, but...



Well I want to dedicate a song to my friends who are NOT clerks, especially those guys in SISPEC (School of Infantry Specialists), like Kelvin, and all the other infantry soldiers. Those who went through proper BMT should know which tune to sing to.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time to do PT ah
But got time to use PC ah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time build basha yah
But got time to run data yah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time to strip rifle ah
But got time to shred paper yah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PME ah
Got no 10:30 lights off ah
But got 5:30 knock off ah.

P.S. Control of Personnel Centre, People Matters Centre is the unit I'm working in. Admin Support Assistant is just our official term for clerk.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The 99 club!

Jiansheng mailed this to me... read on...



Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King ame upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy in his heart?

The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?" The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."

Later in the day, the King sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... so many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at lastconvinced that there were 99coins. He wondered, "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!" He looked everywhere he could, but that final coinwas elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder thanever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th goldcoin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra 1 to round it out to 100!

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.That's what joining The99 Club is all about."We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."

Sunday, March 26, 2006

ORD loh!

Not me lah.

It's some of our seniors, including my "upper", Yongyun, who's going to ORD so soon... they booked a chalet and there was a barbecue last night...

I arrived there at about 6 p.m., and they were watching this Japanese Drama called "1 litre of tears" which was much talked about in our office... they switched to games soon after that, and I got a chance to try drifting in Burnout 3... I also tried out the Initial D Special Stage on PS2...

The barbecue was quite fun... there were stuff like sambal squid (it's very nice, especially for me, who loved squid all along) and stingray (which I didn't get a chance to try because I left early), and the usual stuff. Unfortunately our pit sort of screwed up in the middle of everything, so they had to start the flame all over again... another group of people were kind enough to lend us their pit after they were done.

I met a lot of new faces there (I didn't get to see them in the office because they were clearing leave), and I realized that there were quite a lot of people among us who understand Japanese... they were saying that my 5 years of learning Japanese was longer than the time they took, but I can't really say I'm more proficient in Japanese when compared to them... what I learned was, after all, formal vocabulary, and I only learned ore (informal for "I") and omae (informal for "you") while reading Japanese comics.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Infantry clerk

Another enjoyable day at the CPC.

The E-mart was open today, so I went to check it out... I bought a PT vest for use of infantry soldiers (God knows why it's sold there), because of its quality and also because it reminds me of my BMT sergeants who wore that vest during our PT lessons...

Today was Games Day for our office (not the BMT Games Day), when we go out in groups for exercises like Soccer, trekking and swimming. I chose swimming, of course.

Most of the guys went for Soccer, so from our branch, only 3 of us went to the pool in the end.

And my front crawl still couldn't make it.

One breakthrough though... Poh Woon kept doing the forward flip in the pool during the swimming lessons when I was in JC... I tried doing it at that time but couldn't... but when I tried t this afternoon, I could do it!

After swimming, I went off with Jireh and company in my camo pants and the Infantry vest, and I did have the look of some garang infantry soldier! Heh.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

First day working alone

I have to say... the private bus transport to my office was good, as in I don't have to wake up so early to take the MRT... but it is scheduled to arrive at my workplace on the dot...I was supposed to be in my office by 7:50 a.am, but the bus reaches the carpark at 7:50 a.m.,so in the end it appeared as if I was late forwork,when it was all up to the transport to make sure that I got there on time...

Never mind. Yesterday Yongyun (my upper-study) told me that he's going to be on leave today, so I expected to be working alone today... and it's only day 4!

I wasn't really alone, though... Nicholas (another senior) gave me some help as well.

Thank God the work today wasn't so hectic... the only thing I really couldn't handle was Corporal promotions...

I missed the return bus transport yesterday, but managed to catch it on time today (thanks to Nicholas who stayed to help me lock up the drawers I was supposed to lock... I'll remember to lock them earlier in the future).

But I digress.

Recently I got to watch the MTV of Jay Chou's "Lang Man Shou Ji" (Romancing on the Handphone) somewhere... and I found the girl who played Jay's love interest in the MTV cute! I don't understand the first part of the MTV, though...


The part of the video I can't understand... but who cares?


La la lala...


Aww...

Monday, March 20, 2006

More than clerk

I never knew that my study of A level computing could affect my NS life in any way.

Yet, Computing was the reason why I am now a more-than-clerk clerk... my job involves dealing with database management systems.

It's a challenging job, I was told... but it's good since I've been dreading the idea of becoming a normal clerk, thinking that it's some dull job.

I was to replace the current data I/C whose ORD is next month. Which means... one month for me to learn whatever I can under him, who happens to be a highly proficient data I/C who got the best staff award sometime earlier.

High standard for me to shoot for huh.

But I'm sure I can learn the skills in time... my "upper-study" (I'm his "under-study") is quite a friendly person and I learned quite a great deal on my first day already.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit: Post Mortem

Just here to publish a few (it's an understatement) pictures Colin took for Leopard Platoon 4.

Leopard 4 Section 1 with our Section Commander, Sergeant Eugene (centre)

Leopard 4 Section 2

Leopard 4 Section 3 with Section Commander Sergeant Badar(centre)

Leopard 4 Section 4



Excuse me!

Excused Upper Limb: The pose is an imitation of what they do as a substitute for push-ups

Our recruits with hearing problems

Shixiang and Habib were on "Excused Uniform" status when we're doing photo-taking... so they could only wear the No.4 top for a short while. Which results in this comical outfit.

Leopard Night (skit and song)

Habib as our Platoon Commander

Hafiz as our Officer Commanding

Norman as Sergeant Badar

Habib with the real 2WO Pandian, our Platoon Commander

Our instructors watching the performance

Preparing for the song preformance... I'm the guy in orange polo shirt

The song item itself. And Chin Seng's covering my face!

Chee Hang performing another song on his erhu, upon special request

Miscellaneous

Habib and Colin... what are they doing?

One morning in L4 S1 bunk

Habib and I

Chin Seng and Norman with a very gross expression

Kick Cock!

I love root beer

I simply love root beer!

Norman playing air guitar

Leopard patterns all over my face as I was mascot for Games Day. Too bad there isn't a picture of me in the full leopard suit... this will have to do!

Meet Sufiyan, my bunk mate!

Caught in the shower!

Taupok!

Chong Wee and the sandwich of jockey caps

Signing the Games Day commemoration sheet... Sergeant Ramlee is being pinned down so we could take a shot of him

"Pillaring" Habib!

"Pillaring" Sergeant Sam!


By the way... I'm posted to be an "Admin support Assistant"... I wonder if it's clerk work for the rest of the 2 years... most of my platoon mates became vehicle technicians... VEHICLE technicians!!!

I'm green with envy...

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 8)

2 days to Pass-out day

Booked in to Tekong BMTC for the last time as a recruit.

That night when we just booked in, most of the section 1 guys slept late because we had to do write-ups on issues related to BMT and our instructors. That was one of the last few times we would gather at the bunk table and talk crap... Sergeant Ramlee joined us too, and added to the excitement when he recieved some wierd SMS from a mysterious individual... I shall not eleborate.

1 day to pass-out day

There was this "dekitting" (don't know whether I spelt it correctly) thing whereby we return stuff that was loaned to us... like groundsheets.

After which was the End-of-course debrief when representatives of the 4 platoons share about issues regarding how things were run during our BMT.

Followed by area cleaning... area cleaning... interview by platoon commander...

I discovered that Leon's handphone has a cool ringtone composer... it's much more user-friendly and has more functions than the composer in my phone. However, it allows only 5 ringtones to be stored, whereas mine allows, erm, it doesn't have a limit as to how many tones I can compose lah. I used Leon's phone to do 5 ringtones for him, and sent some of them to my own phone. Mostly songs by SHE.

Canteen break. Bought Cravio ice-cream and iced coffee. Watched Campus Superstar.

Marched back to company line. Got bombed by a bird on the way. Discovered it much later when we collected our company and platoon photos.

Talk about photos...

Some of us were wearing quite peculiar expressions in the "official" platoon photo (as in the one done by the photographer and we're supposed to buy)... Chin Seng was pouting, "Section-4-Wei-Kiat" was having constipation... James was "eating" (but then again, he's the "Food I/C" for Section 1...) Darrel and Chong Wee were daring the viewer of the picture to a fight...

As for I myself, that shot turned out to be the most Ah-Beng shot I have posed for so far... apparently because of my expression and also the way my collar looked.

And I should have discovered that silly nicknames were allowed for the platoon photo name list... like "3SG Badaruddinovic" and "3SG Ramlee is good burger". Not to forget our section commander, "2SG Eugene Yew ORD Spec!" and our absolute-ZERO-vulgarity (can you believe it?!) platoon sergeant, 1SG Sam How (a.k.a. "Somehow").

I would have written W Q "Manhunt" Wang.

Night attack!

That night would be the last time I sleep on the 11th bed of L4 P4 Section 1. Yeah, I slept...

...and woke up to find my face and arms covered in toothpaste and foam!

My first impression was that some joker had been brushing his teeth over my head... but, what about my arms?

On the way to the toilet to wash myself, I saw the clock on the corridor showing 1:20 a.m.. I thought that it was already 5 a.m. (our wake-up time) and the clock had stopped.

Why, Habib has awakened too... and shortly after I arrived at the toilet, a bunch of Section 3 guys joined us as well. Hence I was further convinced that I was right about the time. I tried explaining what happened to the guys there (it seemed that something similar had happened to Habib as well) and Jimmy (his name's Jin Ming but it's much more convenient to call him "Jimmy") was, like, saying-

"Don't take it too hard lah... this is the last night before passing out..."

What the heck?

The toothpaste-and-foam thing turned out to be a prank played by Section 3 guys! In fact, I should be thankful... Lionel even got camouflage cream on his face!

And I really woke up at 1:20 a.m..

After Habib and I cleaned ourselves and went back to bed, there're 3 new victims from our section: Alex, Colin (both of whom are minor cases) and Shixiang (his was the worst compared to even Habib and I). Originally, our dear King Kong only applied foam on Shixiang's face. However, when he didn't wake up after some time, Kong began adding foam to his legs (which weren't covered by his blanket).

What ended it all was Letian's (our beloved "Lieutenant") reaction when he kena'ed the foam and all... he was stunned and he shouted so loudly that I thought it was some specialist who came up to see what in the galaxy was going on. He calmed down later when he realized that it's just a prank.

Section 2 and 4 recruits were safe from the attack as their bunks were locked.

POC loh!

Passing-Out-Ceremony-was-held-early-morning-in-the-company-lecture-room(I-expected-it-to-be-auditorium)and-our-OC-gave-us-a-concluding-talk-and-we-tossed-our-jockey-caps-and-shouted"POC-loh!"and-all-I-think-it-lasted-for-about-45-minutes.

Our OC said that he would mark the historical PES C Games Day victory by having us sign a mahjong paper with our company photo pasted on it. We would sign 2 copies, which will later be framed up. It was fun adding "Manhunt'2006" under my signature, but it was even more amusing to look at Norman Lim's (our excused-upper-limb-activities platoon mate) signature -- Norman "Upper" Lim.

Clearing up our mess (and theirs)

Then we did area cleaning and cleared our cupboards... then we had lunch... then the ground floor cleaners went to the Platoon 4 office to help "Somehow" rearrange the stuff. We found a lot of hidden treasures among the mess, including a few pairs of boots, sandals, a whole new pen-knife salvaged from a uber weathered field pack (Sergeant Sam kept that knife), a Poncho (I kept that one with me... I knew it would come in handy some day), and lots of extra field rations packs (I kept all the instant tea and instant cereal packs for myself! Hehe...).

After dinner, we're supposed to do saikang (or what James affectionally calls "Service and Support") for those who were done with the Passing-Out Parade. Basically it's just rolling up some banners and picking up dry leaves on the parade square.

There were those large boards with the Company names' initials printed on them. They're being put all around the parade square to mark the positions for th respective companies. Some guys from our company had to carry back the boards belonging to Mohawk, Ninja, Orion, Pegasus, Raven, Taurus and Viper.

Those guys actually had the ingeniuity to arrange thse boards to form "PORN MTV".

Now before we really leave...

After all the saikang was done and there's still about 1 hour before we book out "for good", Colin took more photos for us... there were pretty gross photos but I'll publish them here only after I got them.

Now when it's really 8:30 p.m. and most of the company were cheering away, some of us were getting quite emotional... I could tell that some came close to tears. For me, I was just... feeling glum.

I'll miss the days of being Manhunt.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 7)

Great shots!

Photo taking for Leopard company and its respctive platoons turned out to be quite a hilarious experience, because of the weather.

Doing sizing (arranging a group of people according to height) for the whole company wasn't an easy task, especially when there're people like me who tend to estimate their heights wrongly... when we're to stand in a line with the shortest on the left and tallest on the right, I went to a part of the line where I thought I would nicely fit, until I was asked if I really thought I was that tall.

I was shifted very far to the left afterwards.

Now for the weather... it was a sunny day during the photo taking. Too sunny. By the time the chairs were arranged for our instructors (sergeants and warrant officers for our company) and the sizing was done, the chairs were so hot that our instructors took their seats with great reluctance...

We, the chao recruits, were finally better off than our instructors this once; we're standing.

After our photos were done, Colin, our photographing enthusiast from platoon 4 (he's in my section as well), brought his $15K Nikon D2X to take photos for us too!

It's OK lah... our instructors just had to bear with the hot seats for a little while more.

Colin took more pictures after the photo taking... including group photos for platoon 4... and I got a shock of my life when he suddenly stormed into the toilet with his camera while I was taking a shower... he only took a photo of my face lah.

Leopard Night

Leopard company came together for a night of song and skit performances prepared by the respective platoons.

There were lots of interesting performances... but most of the time, we couldn't hear what the performers were saying when the skits were presented.

Fortunately, the skit done by our platoon was OK. Some of them played the recruits, while others played the roles of our OC (Officer Commanding), PC (Platoon Commander) and 2 of our sergeants.

As for the song item, 5 guys from our platoon were involved. Chin Seng and Wei Kiat sang, Shaun played the guitar, Chee Hang played the Erhu and I played the harmonica. Our song was More Than Words.

Seriously, I think our platoon's items were among the best... and Chee Hang was one of the few people I know who can say that they're ready to play any song they know on the instruments they specialise in. Our performance was a last-minute preparation... as many of the others were. Our instructors could see the fact too, I guess... but they were generaly pleased with the items. One of our Warrant Officers even said that this showed that "the moment of truth always comes when we're most unprepared".

After the performances, I, along with some of my platoon mates went for interviews with the SAF Counselling Unit... because we were interested in becoming counsellors during the rest of our 2 years of NS.

My interview went fine, but I could tell that I won't get into the Unit, because later when there was another interview to be done with only some of the applicants, my name wasn't shortlisted.

Sob... am I really destinied to be a clerk for the rest of these 2 years?

IPPT

Our fitness test took place on a cool Tuesday Morning... and while I expected to fail my Standing Broad Jump and Shuttle Run, I passed these 2 items. SBJ was really a close shave... the distance I jumped was 216 cm... which was exactly the passing distance!

And then I had to fail Chin-up... I did 4, while the passing mark was 6.

Fail one, fail all.

PES C Pride

Games Day was regarded as quite an important event in BMTC... we're already told about it on the first few days of BMT. And I think the Tug-of-war event was the one our OC is most concrened about; he personally trained our Tug-of-war team.

Leopard Company had the reputation of being a frequent Games Day overall champion, but this year is different from the past few years.

In the past, Leopard Company was made up of standard batch recruits... which refers to the PES A and B people (or is it just PES B?). The very garang Ah-Bengs.

This time round, Leopard Company, along with Ulysses Company, was home to PES C recruits. And people would normally regard PES C people as the "weaker" batch.

Maybe it's because of this reason that we Leopards strived to stand out during Games Day to prove ourselves.

To digress a bit... every company will have a mascot for their cheering team... for Leopard, there was no exception. Our mascot was a kiddish-looking leopard fur suit with a very cute head-dress.

And it was an honour that I got to wear that suit on the day itself.

Basically, I had to be as wild as possible when cheering along with the rest of the Leopard recruits. I tried to be wild on the day itself lah... at least there're some people who were satisfied with my "performance", and that's enough.

Back to the games... our company won all the events except for being the 2nd runner-up for the "Longest Race".

We totally went wild during the prize presentation ceremony... couldn't help lah, you know, we just kept hearing our company's name being called to recieve the champion prize... It was really a historical moment when our OC went up to recieve the trophy for the Games Day Overall Champion 2006.

What really made history was the fact that we're the first PES C company to have won the Games Day!

Now... does anyone still look down on us PES C recruits?

Recruits' Night

Games Day was followed by Recruits' Night, during which we could go wild and party around in civilian clothes and all.

The performances by recruits were great... there was this tribal cheer, an A Capella rendition of camp songs like Purple Light, guitar performances, fire-juggling performances, Yo-yo stunts, Chinese opera, and... did I leave anything out?

That was realy a wonderful evening... after the recruits' items, there were also performances put up by the SAF Music and Drama Company... that was when we really went wild and danced around. Some of us even went onto the stage to dance with the MDC performers!

Leopard Company cheered like crazy whenever were addressed... partly because we just became the Games Day Overall Champion that afternoon.

"Grenade!"

The Grenade Live throw took place on the day after Games Day. There was actually a trial on another day before we got to do the live throw, but I missed it as I had to report sick on that day.

Which was why I was damn nervous on the live throw day itself. After doing the practice drill using the SPG (standard practice grenade), some of my friends asked me why my face looked so pale. Only then I realized how nervous I was.

My actual throw turned out all right, and fortunately we're required to throw only one live grenade, so everything was over in an explosion.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The moment of truth

Results of A levels:

  • Chem: B
  • Physics: C
  • Maths: B
  • Computing: B
  • GP: B4

I was very relieved that my 20-minute GP essay on hosting sports events actually got me a B4.

Also, based on my grades, I'm eligible for admission to Science courses in University.

That, for me, is enough.

Even though I expected an A for Chemistry.