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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Passion for children

It's been ages since I left a mark here.

Well...

Crucifixion: A McDonalds Story

Recently I saw this thing at McDonalds which stunned me a bit. You'll remember this donation collection box for the McDonalds children charity thing at the counter of most (if not all) McDonalds outlets... while having breakfast there a week ago, I cast a cursory glance at one of those collection boxes and behold! I saw nail-pierced (or rather, screw-pierced) hands!

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His hands! Take a closer look!

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Goodness... they sure didn't know what they were doing!



Naan desu ka?

On Thursday our unit went for a movie screening at Marina Square... the movie was called "The Road to Guantanamo", which was about a few Muslims living in Britain, who went to the Middle East for a wedding and ended up at Afghanistan (they went there out of curiosity, and to try those big Naans (some kind of Indian Muslim flat bread). They were really big, but considering the price they paid for it...) during the period of the post 911 Afghan war. They were subsequently captured by Northern Alliance forces along with other Afghan refugees and sent to various detention camps, the last stop being the one in Guantanamo.

Nick later said that one of the morals of the story was "do not do stupid things for big Naans".

The captives were treated inhumanely in those camps... I'm sure the real situation was worse than what the movie portrayed (I supposed they didn't bear to do the strip-them-naked-stack'em-and-take-a-few-shots), but a film is a film after all... Anyway, I think the film already portrayed 80% of the treatments given. what struck me most was the part where an individual captive will be chained in a dark room in which heavy metal music wil be played at a BLASTING volume just to break those captives down.

Other ridiculous-but-not-unexpected stuff will include the I'll-show-you-a-video-with-Osama-inside-and-point-to-any-random-turban-guy-in-the-crowd-and-say-it-was-you kind of brainless-but-we-have-no-alternative technique. I mean that's what interrogators do all the time; they'll only say you're co-operative if and only if you say what they want to hear.

... It's always logical to try breaking a captive down to illicit information, but it's about how far you're allowed to go. Who gives the permission anyway?

"As far as I'm concerned, they (the captives) are bad people... who didn't share the "values" we share..."

But please remember Mr President that most of the soldiers don't share these "values" either, and there's always a big implication for waging a war in God's name. I think the world is getting more wary of America and Christians in general even though American != Christian. Not that I'm saying that Bush supports those vices... he later said that the doers and supporters of those deeds were "not the America he knew". The America he "knew" was an all-Christian nation I suppose.

In reality it's obviously not the case.

Woe to those terrorists as well as they started this in the first place.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

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Hmm...

A bit out of sorts these days...

Maybe because of work... or something else...

My life is getting more colourful, with new friends and new places to go and all... I'm glad for that.

But now it's not like last year when I can write a long and crappy story for every simple day...

Maybe it's because I can't use the net everyday... and as days go by, things that happened a few days back may seem now to be much less interesting to me, so I won't bother to put it down here when I finally get the chance to touch my blog...

?

That should be the reason.

Thankfully, I've been taking pictures these days when I'm not that free to record my daily life... and they speak for me.

Really sorry that I can't rant here that often now... both for those waiting for updates (I wonder who will...) and for the pity that some days of my life will just go by like blank sheets... forgotten...

Now for the photos...

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O'nigiri, my favourite Japanese rice ball! At least there's half of it left...

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Peng on his first skating outing! I wanted to take pics for others too, but my VGA phone camera kept giving me blurred images when I wanted to catch those fast SunnySat dudes...

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Justin, the boy who takes the same transport as I do to and from the office (and prevented me from being able to sleep on the journey sometimes)

Haha... what a smile...

See you!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Wheely Wednesday and an Air-conditioned Saturday

On Wednesday I joined Sunny Saturday (inccluding Jonathan) + HP* for a regular skating trip at the basement near Esplanade (I don't know whatthey call it...). For me, Peng and Jonathan, iot was our first time there.

Peng bought skates prior to that, but I was still too poor to afford one... Yichuan was kind enough to lend me his for a while, so I could refresh my nearly rusty skating skills.

Hmm... I think that's a great chance for me to really get the hang of skating... after all, practice makes perfect!



Yesterday was my first time doing weekend guard duty, where I have to be there at camp for the whole day! I would describe my experience there using 2 words: "Depot Chalet".

Well, after arriving there (and sweating like a pig), I rested in the air-conditioned duty rest room for about 2 hours (Pokemon Fire-Red for 1.5 hrs, sleep for 0.5 hr) and captured a Kangaskhan before doing 2 2-hour morning shifts and having a sumptuous Char Kuay Teow for lunch.

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Kangaskhan

Then, I slept... and slept... for 3 hrs in air-con comfort...

Played more Pokemon... had chicken rice for dinner...

Slept for 5 more hours...

And did my night shift from 1a.m. right up to 7 a.m.! Cool!

Actually I should say "cold", since I did not bring any jacket to shield me against the strong air-con in the guard room...

Despite the long sleep I had prior to my shift, the full 6 hours was actually quite tiring for me (maybe I was affected by the lateness of the hour as well, compared to other shifts like 1 p.m. to 7 p.m.).

Nevertheless, a short sleep during my return journey on the MRT was enough to rejuvenate my senses!



*Huang Peng, not Hewlett Packard!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

WOPC loh!

This week had been a busy one for CPC, because our unit was organizing the Warrant Officers' Promotion Ceremony at the Chevrons (an SAF clubhouse in Jurong East).

I was one of the carpark helpers.

Most of us were there at the Chevrons for 2 days: The rehearsal and the actual ceremony. Some of us went to check out the arcade when we're not deployed, and of course I'm one of them. The Initial D Arcade Stage 2 (it's a rare find, since most arcades have already replaced them with Ini D Arcade Stage 3) was similar to Stage 3 (just a fewer number of courses :P) but it was obvious that the Ini D pros rarely visit the Chevrons. Why? I was able to leave my name on the top 10 lists of a few courses, when my timing was only at the average level.

The carpark people were supposed to wear the No. 4 uniform, so I finally got the chance to wear it again (even though I'm now quite used to the No. 3). We've got to wear berets as well... now that's something new for me -- I haven't worn a beret before during BMT... but who would?

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Max wearing his beret

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Peng adjusting his beret... well this photo looks a bit...

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Nick in the Long 4

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So that's how I look when I wear a beret myself...

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When doing the actual duty we had to wear this fluorescent vest.

From what I heard, the event was a success... and after the event was officially over, the duty personnel got to taste the food as well... the items that appealed to me included the chicken, the Eclair and the California rolls!

As a form of celebration, one the staff officer in charge of the carpark boys got beer for us, and, well, I had to say that it was the first time in my life I drank so much alcohol (about half a can of beer)!

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Drinking alcohol is not a bad thing, but I really have to say sorry to my taste buds... and say hi to Jonathan, our new colleague who is the understudy of Jireh.

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Jireh and Max: The "Handover" of... whatever.



More miscellaneous pictures for this week...

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I say, this is going to be the most beautiful shot of Angela Chang I've seen so far!

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Unlike Ini D at the Chevrons, this time I'm really happy to leave my name on the top racers list in the Podracing Game at Tampines Mall!

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Peng, who was awakening from his sleep during when we're at Starbucks

Now that my new phone supports mp3 and I've got a free mp3 editor from the Internet, I'm now able to use any part of any song for my ringtones!

This week I've been out of sorts... can't even do simple work properly (must have been too stressed)... and I've been spending quite a lot (ever since the new phone episode)... I hope I can spend less and do my job better next week.

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Here's to a better week ahead! (If you can see the rainbow, that is.)

Monday, June 19, 2006

Back to College

Last Friday I went back to TJC to collect my A level Cert.

I was wondering why they kept us waiting for so long before we could go for the collection... I guess it's because they have to wait till the school holidays.

It's still the same... the route I took from Bedok Central to College... the traffic light which doesn't seem to obey my orders anymore (in the past I could do some "cheat code" for the light to turn red so I could cross!), and the small side gate (which was closed -- again!).

Hmm since I brought a camera phone along, I might as well let the photos do the talking!

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The Parade Square, where I had been doing the wrong version of "sedi-a" for 2 solid years!

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The grand stand

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The Black King Bar (To me it's the King of all monkey bars). I tried swing across it like I did everyday last year, and I'm happy to say that I haven't lost my touch! And I still could manage 3 chin-ups (but only 3, that's why I failed IPPT).

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The Canteen. It's special for having individual tables and chairs (with which we could form "molecues" if there's a large group eating or studying together) instead of long tables and benches.

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Zap! Our photocopying shop where we collected our love-you-hate-you lecture notes.

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How I miss those beverage vending machines! I went to buy a packet of Winter Melon Tea for old times' sake (no I don't have a photo of that), and as you can see, there's a piece of note pasted on one of the machines, and it read...

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Yeah, like anyone would (if you know our O.M.).

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T047! The locker I've been using last year! And the guy (or gal) using it now happens to use the same type of lock as mine!

Looks like we have a new mural drawn at the Scope study area! Hmm... it's actually just the painting of that study area itself with mushrooms (either because of the "Mushroom" on our badge, or because the painter plays Maple). I shall do justice to the painter(s) by putting up the full-sized version.

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The double-decker-bus-for-a-student-lounge, which I wasn't really in favour of. And I've heard that it's already been completed. So this is the completed version?!

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There's this wall at the back of the auditorium which I call the "Wall of Presence"... I like that place for it's air of tranquility, but looks like those drama people have sort of turned one half of the wall into -- OK I shall put it nicely -- a storeroom for props.

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OK, at least the other half of the wall was for lockers.

The collection of certificate was swift, and after going around some more places and talking to the Auntie who remembers me for mugging in the Canteen till 9 p.m., I went off to Bedok Central to relive other old times. Heh heh.



Remember the time when I was swooning over the cute girl from Romancing on the Handphone MTV?

Those screenshots were actually not what I wanted to use, because I could only search for images on the web.

But now... I've finally gotten the screenshots of those scenes I really wanted!

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When she sort of realized that Jay was the guy she'd been unknowingly sending mushy MMS'es to.

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Yes, that was when she was shooting herself for the MMS I was talking about! Arrgh...

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Heh heh... job done!

Friday, June 16, 2006

Wang

I remember the time when I was doing Chinese Literature... there was this short passage on this guy called Wang Ziyou.

There was once when he had nothing in the middle of the night... he decided to go pay his friend a visit.

After a long journey to his friend's place (which was pretty far away), he arrived at the doorway of that friend's house but then he decided to go off without entering the house.

When asked for the reason of his action (which may look rather stupid to others), he simply said that he set off for his friend's place because he felt like doing it, but after the arrival at his friend's place he didn't feel like going in anymore.


I guess I'm that kind of person as well.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Sing again

There are times when we have to put ourselves into the shoes of others before accusing them.

I heard a discussion on the radio regarding whether a company should employ pregnant women. There were some people who criticised companies which refuse to employ pregnant women and even said these companies would not really look into welfare of staff.

Well what I think is that the reason may not be as simple as selfishness on the companies' part. When a person is newly employed, he or she may need to take some time to get used to the workflows and job scope and stuff. A pregnant woman will have to take maternity leave months after being employed, and if she's only about 1 or 2 months before delivery, then she may have to go for maternity leave right after geting used to stuff in the company. The limited level of understanding may diminish again during the leave period.

This doesn't apply to all cases, of course. But when people criticise those companies, do they even know what kind of companies they are?



Yesterday after work, I went with my colleaugues to this KTV in Somerset called "The One". Haha it's actually a big underground section of a building with a really small entrance... which reminded me of the Leaky Couldron bar in Harry Potter.

I was amazed when I got in, however. It's like a huge labyrinth with pretty nice rooms, and the GUI (Graphic User Interface) of the song selection system was pretty well done.

Except for the old crowd from last week's K box outing, Jianyuan came along as well. Dom brought his girlfriend and Huang Peng brought a female friend, so it wasn't all male voices that evening.

The songs we sang were pretty much the usual songs, and like last week, we couldn't spare time for the long introduction to the MTV of Gary Cao's "Superwoman", so I didn't have the chance to sing it... I hope the KTVs can, like, offer the chance for us to select a "cut" version of the MTV to cater to the needs of those who want to watchit and those who just want to sing it.

However I was pretty glad to have had the chance to sing more of Jay's songs like Hei Se Mao Yi (Black Sweater).



Today I went to watch the movie "Cars" by Pixar. Of course, part of the reason was because I'm a bit into cars now, but I sort of expected that the focus of the movie would not be on the aspects of cars that I'm interested in.

I was wrong.

The movie was actually very meaningful... it was about Lightning, a racing car (not Rally cars -- more like that kind of racing in Daytona USA) who lost his way (oh, cars are living beings in this film... they drive themselves) on the journey to a major competition and stumbled (literally) into an abandoned town... repaired damages... fell in love... came to meet a veteran who happened to be an expert in drifting (I told you I was wrong about this movie!) but was disillusioned with the racing world. In that town he came to realise the value of friends in his life.

Don't think it's a film for kids only. Otherwise you'll miss out the funny parts of the show I left out in my description above, and end up snoring in the theater like what a middle-aged father was doing right beside me during the middle part of the show. Grrr.



I love the Great Singapore sale, man...I got to buy DVDs of Initial D 4th stage Anime for half the price!

And I discovered that the D letter does not merely mean "drifting"... heh heh.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Food Chain

This week I finally changed into my No. 3 uniform (the formal one, with the shirt which looks like the TJ uniform) after a long wait (it's my superiors who are waiting, rather than I myself... haha. I sort of miss my No. 4), but I'm new to the art of ironing clothes... Mum had to iron my shirt for me to see first, but even so, after seeing her demo I still wasn't up to the mark... the day when I wore the shirt I ironed to the office, I got scolded for wearing such a crumpled shirt...

After getting the camera phone previously used by Mum, I started taking photos like a wannabe photographer... trying to take so-called "abstract" pictures from time to time. Enjoy.

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The top glass dome of Century square

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The outside wall of Century Square

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Century Square itself!

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One tall building I shot at Suntec during the Food chain game organised by our branch

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The glass celing of Suntec shopping mall

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Darth Weiquan


Yesterday we had an outing organized by our branch... we had breakfast buffet at Delifrance... it was a buffet with pastry items like the Croissant and muffins... thanks Mdm for the treat!

After the breakfast (most of us ate sparingly since we're going to do a LOT of eating later) we're briefed on the details of the game we're going to play -- Food Chain!

Well, at least that was the name they've given the the SHi Zi Lu Kou game played with English as the language medium... you know, the game where the first letter of the food item you eat must be the last letter of the previous food item. The first item will be given to the team, and the team will be notified of the last item after coming up with the 7th food item (the team must eat 10 food items in total -- and no groceries allowed).

Our team, led by Max, got to start with Fire Floss Bun and we continued with Nugget - Twister Fries - Sundae ice cream-Mango Cake - Egg (we divided one single hard boiled egg from a Mee Siam stall into 4 slices!) - Gourmet food loaf - French toast with Ham - Mee Siam - Muah Chee. We're supposed to take pictures as proof of having tried the food items, and I took pictures for some of them.

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Nugget!

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Twister Fries!

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Sundae!

We tried to stay within the Suntec and Marina Square area, instead of going to other parts of Singapore, even though we're free to do so. Some of the teams went to places like Parkway and Bugis.

But still, our team lost. What the heck?

And the forfeit mentioned by CPT Brian was actually -- Raw Eggs! Max almost had to consume it until Mdm Esther decided to, erm, be a bit protective and drink it for him.

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Our Food Chain team! (From left) Max, Mr Toh, Mdm Theresa, me, Sueann and Ms Lim

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Max in his "Spidey suit"!



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Why the sad look, Chor Bin?

After the game, we went for a K-Box outing -- the first time in my life!

Nicholas proved himself to be a K-box veteran, Junming sang Cantonese songs, and so did Bernard (he's a Hongkonger after all!), Huang Peng's singing rocks, Chor Bin and Dom were a bit low profile, but to my surprise, Dom actually sang Rainie Yang's "Guo Min" (Allergic) with me!

My singing was a bit soft... like I was singing to myself. Except for some songs like David Tao's "Zhao Zi Ji" (Find Myself) which I can sing to the fullest extent.

And before the outing yesterday, I didn't imagine I could even sing the songs by rock band Shin! In the end I actually sang a few parts of "Si Le Dou Yao Ai" (Love Even After Death) and "One Night in Beijing"!

Oh yes, the MTV of "Sha Po Lang" by JS band was really funny... Sophia kept doing Tai-chi moves with her feet perfectly rooted to the ground! Wow!

P.S.

No one said I lost weight last year when I had this daily regime of running 3.6 km (as my blog readers can remember), and no one said I lost weight when I was doing BMT. Recently, however, after being a clerk (and not sweating at all for most of the days) for 2 months, my electone teacher and Keon said that I looked like I lost weight.

What the heck?!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Keh Huay Sioh!

Today I brought my instant Crysanthemum tea powder to the office, so I can virtually have an unlimited supply of Keh Huay Sioh (Chor Bin said he's going to bring some other kind of instant oriental tea soon). The only snag is that I have to walk the entire length across my office to reach the hot water dispenser. Ugh.

Oh... YY and Yuh Chian (Huang Peng's upper) came for a visit today! I almost thought I would have questions for him but... OK lah... I'll explore by myself and spare him the trouble (I managed to solve the problem later, anyway).

Oh, and tomorrow I can finally report for work in my No. 3 uniform!

Friday, May 26, 2006

Lame chop

Today during lunch, I visited the E-mart again to shop for Army vests. This time I bought a yellow Armours vest.

Some of my colleagues were at the E-mart as well, and I was joking with them about the FBO... not the Full Battle Order, but the Full Beggar Order.:

  • PT Kit (grey Army singlet + black shorts)
  • Foldable canvas stool (available in all shapes and colours at any SAF E-mart near you)
  • Ranger hat (or a less convincing Jockey cap)
  • Camo Cream (to soil yourself a bit)

After the shopping trip, we went for lunch together, and after Huang Peng's casual mention of having a diarrhoea yesterday, we started to talk about stuff along those lines to put Jianyuan off his curry puff... I was even talking about the similarities between squeezing out the contents of a curry puff and... that other activity.

And we sort of gave him some reminder about flushing after he was done with the puff (with much difficulty).

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Add OIL

Yesterday I did night guard duty again.

During the time before the shift thing (there are 3 shifts, 2200 - 0100, 0100 - 0400, 0400 - 0700) started, 2 of us would be at the counter. I volunteered to follow the visitors who parked their cars to the carpark (I had to open the barricade for them) because most of them would give me a lift back to the counter (which they will pass by on the way out), and there was an Impreza parked there... I hoped that eventually the Impreza guy would give me a lift as well.

He did.

A few days back I've been having this feeling that this time I would do the middle shift this time. Normally people wouldn't want to do the middle shift (or so I think) because you'll have to wake up halfway through your sleep (unlike other shifts when you can sleep all the way before or after doing your shift).

Since I have an off (Off-in-Lieu, or OIL, for polling day) today, I volunteered to take the middle shift.

Never mind... I managed to have adequate sleep anyway. The middle shift wasn't a busy one (duh!) and I was reading this book written by Philip Yancey (one of my favourite Christian authors) called "Soul Survivor -- How my faith survived the church". The title sounds interesting enough.

The book is actually about the lives of those who inspired him to hold on to his faith after being disillusioned with the church, which, at that time when he was a youth, was either too legalistic (lots of rules and restrictions -- he mentioned this in another book called "How Amazing is Grace") to care about real problems in the world or embraces racism (before Martin Luther King Jr and the Civil Rights Movement).

Seriously, I can't be sure whether the majority of the Christian world now is on the right side regarding certain world issues.



After waking up from my nightmarish 4 to 7 sleep (I saw a few of my colleagues in a place totally different from my office, and then something seemingly bad happened in that dream... I forgot what it was), I changed into civilians and, under the glow of the early morning sun of my off day, blasted off Depot camp to Bugis Junction to watch X-men 3 and look up some books in the Kinokuniya outlet there.

All I could say about X-men 3 was... how come so many people died?

After the movie, I went to Kino. Bought a Japanese-English dictionary (I currently have an English-Japanese dictionary) and some practice material for the JLPT (Jap Language Proficiency Test). Not that I wanted to take the test, but I definitely wanted to beef up my knowledge of Japanese.

Of course, after going to Bugis Junction a few times without dropping by its games arcade, I had to give it a visit today. It's the first time I saw this Mario Kart arcade game so much taked about in the Mindef Forums... It actually has a memory card system like Maximum Tune and Initial D!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Released

After wagging my tail helplessly in the mire of the low-tide period of my career (2 tasks in my work routine in which I'm facing problems I couldn't solve) these few days, I can finally say that I'm now out of it!

Again, thanks, YY, for the crucial part of the promotion thing. I did look at the program but I sort of overlooked that file.

As for the other task, all I can say is that the problem was actually much smaller than I imagined.

Which is typical of most of the stuff I'm dealing with.

Anyway, it's really like a huge load has been lifted off my chest!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Days of harmonica and hair wax

It's been a long time since I've last heard the sound of a harmonica.

Until yesterday.

Kelvin ("Keon") was telling me about this concert put up by the VJC Harmonica Orchestra which he will be watching together with Wenrong... even though I thought there was little chance I could go, Mom said yes in the end.

Everything was very last-minute... I was shopping together with Mom in quite shabby clothes, when Mom suddenly said that it wasn't necessary that I accompanied her when she shopped for clothes (a great relief), so I could go for the concert.

Wow. It's been a long time since I hanged out with Kelvin and Wenrong.

Even my hair wax was applied at the last minute; the "citrus smell" (Gatsby claimed that the smell actually fits the "citrus" description; I don't know why) of the wax was still quite strong, and it reminded Kelvin of the first 3 months in TJC (when both of us were quite into hairstyling wax).

Hmm... the concert started at about 2000 hrs, and most of the items they played are quite familiar, like "Rhythm of the Rain" (they had a very cute way of presenting this song), "Dancing Queen" and J J Lin's "Cao Cao".

As usual, during a typical school performance, members of the audience would cheer for performers on the stage that they knew, so we would naturally cheer for those former AHS students in the orchestra.

Then Kelvin the clown had to shout my name (??!!) amidst all the din.

Never mind.

And I had to make a mention of the guest performers -- Compassvale Primary School Harmoc Orchestra. They're just good!

During the interval, when we were going around looking at pretty girls and fantasising about how famous the 2 of us will be if we were to join the VJ HO (but I know I'll surely be more famous than him)... Kelvin was laughing at my shabby clothing, but I always had a secret weapon -- his GI hair! No matter how cool he is (read: claims to be), he had no hair! Haha!

But seriously, I think I'm still not good at styling my hair. My hairstyle last night... I think it look more comical than anything else.

Sigh.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Sentry surprise!

Today I reported for work as usual.

But just before lunch...

Someone called from the camp guardhouse, looking for me.

OK...

So I was supposed to do afternoon sentry duty.

"No, it wasn't me... for this time slot, the duty list (I have a soft copy of it) showed..."

My name.

??!!

I actually remembered seeing my name a few weeks ago on the list for today, but... didn't remember.

Oh fine, I wasn't too late, though...

But since I came late, the vacancies in the pass exchanging office are full, so I had to stand by this baggage scanning machine from lunch time till 6 p.m..

Wow.

I wasn't so lonely, though... there will be an RP (regimental police) with me at that post, and also, there were Kelvin's heartwarming SMSes. Haha.

And near the end of my duty, along came this RP who was famous for being the bane of all mosquitos... turned out that he killed 2 of them in less than half an hour... one of them was killed while sucking on my arm.

It was right after the whole ordeal when I realized that my left foot hurt from all the standing. It doesn't hurt anymore now. Thanks for your concern.

*Like anyone worries for me.*

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Do it with pride

The key to doing things well is to love what you do.

I attended this course about customer contact skills with my colleagues... and basically the stuff we learnt are the basics... like not arguing with the customer... smiling even on the phone because the person on the line can hear it if you're smiling... (I agree that one can "hear" a person's smile. While listening to Jay Chou's "Romancing on the handphone", I swear I could "hear" his smile...) and other stuff on ettiquette...

Yeah we should really try smiling a bit more often these days... we can make each other's day that way.

Also, our instructor said that service people can provide good service if they have pride in their jobs.

After serving in CPC for more than a month, I really came to like my job... I usually have to answer queries about promotion, and it really feels nice when the other party is happy that I managed to answer his question.

Comes to show how important the customer's appreciation is.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Truly Trueno?

Today I went for the Admin Support Assistant course ar Khatib camp... a full day course, hence I had to take off from my office...

The course was OK (now I knew much more about SAF leave scheme) but the toilet there was the thing that turned me off... there were no sitting toilet bowls!

Also, I finally realized how attatched I am to my workplace now... I was thinking of my office and my colleagues throughout the entire duration of my course there.

Oh yes... on my way to the Khatib camp, I think I saw an AE86 Trueno! I don't know... I only caught a glimpse of the back of the car...

Monday, May 01, 2006

FoSed

Sorry for the plagarism Kelvin.

BUT I GOT INTO FoS (NUS FACULTY OF SCIENCE)!!!

Wow... it's, like, getting closer to my dream of becoming a Chem teacher.

If they let me do Chem in the first place.

At least it's not Computing. I'm not really cut out for this field of study... as I always say.

Anyway, I was quite blur and didn't check my e-mail regularly... I missed the submission of registration fee to NTU (they didn't tell me straight after my registration waht... they only told me through e-mail) I was supposed to submit the fee by 4 April... I checked my mail only near the end of April!

Never mind... now that I'm already in NUS...

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

ORD loh!

Not me lah.

It's my "upper-study", Yongyun, whose ORD was yesterday.

I remembered that time when I first came into CPC... everyone was talking about how soon YY's going to leave and how short the time was for him to teach me all he knew.

One month. Plus a bit more.

Sigh...

Tsk... can't find the words lah...

All I want to say is thanks. For being friendly to me when I was new... for trying to make sure you left nothing untaught before you left... Of course I have to move on now, and... all the best in your journey in psychology.

Hope you like my token of appreciation... I think it would remind you of your days of serving in the Army (even though you're in No.3 most of the time... haha)

Happy ORD to Hongda as well. I think Chor Bin would be a good successor to your job.

P.S. Was it just me, or... I realized that I kept hearing songs about leaving and parting being broadcasted on the radio of my return private bus... one of the listeners on the line even talked about something related to ORD...

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Blood, toil, and adrenaline

What a week!

I was supposed to go for 2 interviews... one at NTU (for the Chemistry course), and one at the MOE Podium (for application of teaching vocation). The one at NTU was more of a dialogue with the professor, who gave me some information about the already famous "Direct Honours Programme".

Of course, Mom and Dad would like me to go to NUS (merely for the prestige), but I'm not really sure which one would be the best way to go, for my case... each type of course has its pros and cons...

The second interview at MOE was, like what DotA people would say, "GG". Back at the office before I left for the interview, some of my colleagues already highlighted to me my problem about my being hesitant when answering questions... and my interviewers later also said that I had to "show more enthusiasm" in my response...

GG.

OK... I mean, I'm not actually thinking of getting Bachelor of Education for my degree (I plan to get a Chemistry degree before doing Diploma of Education), but when the time comes when I finally decide to venture into teaching, my answer for "Why do you decide to become a teacher?" should definitely not be a one-liner. I mean... it's my lifelong dream, so I should have more to say about it!

On Wednesday, I went for blood donation with a few of my colleagues since there was a blood donation drive in my unit. As it was my 3rd time donating blood, it was not much of a problem for me... after the thing was over, I was bandaged at the arm to stop blood flow (as usual), and this time the nurse chose green bandage for me since I was in my No.4... ALso, I finally realized what the blue solution (into which blood was dripped during some test for the donor's eligibility) was for... it was to test the iron level in the blood.

This week has also been a very busy week for me, especially when I'm not very good at doing my job yet. Also, I tend to panic easily... more than I imagined.

My new car (the Imprezza) was finally "combat fit" (the tuning was completed), and I went for a run at the Tsuchisaka pass, whose later part was full of fairly sharp curves... I managed to negotiate quite a smooth path, but later when some guy challenged me (my first battle in this car) in the same course, I panicked big time (especially when he actually waited until I was 500m ahead before he started off -- it showed how confident he was) and rubbed against the side walls quite a few times... he was so fast that he actually overtook me near the end of the course.

The irony was that the above battle was the first time I tried the "Heel and toe" downshifting technique and I managed to do it smoothly... I could tell from the smooth acceleration which resulted form it. I lost to the guy in the series of sharp corners simply because I was too fast in my entry into corners -- at that speed, my level of skill didn't allow me to negotiate the smooth path I did previously.

So now I'm trying to practise my control of the accelerator and my confidence. And the "Heel and toe" technique, of course. The Tsuchisaka pass was a good place to learn this skill, because there was a straight path (a tunnel, actually) before the meandering section of the pass, in which I could take some time to get into position with part of my right foot on the accelerator and part of it on the brake.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Stay-in Monday

They said I was one of those who got guard duty very early relative to the day we're posted there.

Never mind... I liked the novelty of it anyway...

So, on Monday I had dinner at my unit after seeing most of my colleagues go off for a night of their own... and went back to the guard house for duty.

It was quite OK, since I was just an ASA... I only had to exchange visitor passes for people coming in.

Most of us brought game consoles there to self-entertain... I brought my Gameboy Advance, of course... one of us brought PSP, and what's more? His game was Initial D Special Stage.

!!!???!!!??

I managed to borrow it from him to try a time attack... the game was exactly like the arcade version, but all I can say is that keypad racing proved to be difficult for me... still.

The bunk was quite nice too.. and I managed to wake up on time for my shift.

... 4 a.m. to 7 a.m. ... ...

After guard duty, I had 2 hours off before I get to work, but since my office was already open, I went to set things up first and waited for my "uppers" to come. Then, I went off to some quiet spot to try sleeping.



My new car in Ini D, the Imprezza, was still slow as it was not tuned yet... so I went for those more basic courses... one guy borrowed my car and volunteered to break my personal record for me... he managed to push my car to the limit (my top speed was about 170 km/h; he brought my car up to 180 km/h).

Timing of shifting gears may be the factor...

Anyway, after some time I realized that I should actually practising drifting at hairpin corners now, when my car is still not so fast, so that when the tuning is done and my car is "combat-fit", I would have already gotten used to the whole sequence of shifting gears and controlling accelerator and so on.

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Subaru WRX Imprezza, GC8



I've been in my unit for more than 3 week already... and I still forget some important stuff... so it's natural that my seniors expect better performance from me. Most of the time I still need their help...

Of course I can't always tell them to be patient with me... and I know that stress from peers is better then stress from superiors... I'm learning from mistakes but I'm not really sure how much stuff I still have to learn in such a manner.

I seriously hope that I won't be so disappointing next week.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Speedy week

The past week has been an eventful one... even though that's what I say in my blog most of the time...

Firstly, on Monday, Jianyuan came to our unit as an Admin Support Assistant in the Commanding Officer's office, which is at the other end of our room... and even more surprising was, he took his BMT the previous week with Leopard Company!

Also, on the same Monday, I got the thickest stack of medical board reports which I was supposed to stamp dates on... it was so thick that it took 2 guys to carry.

To value-add my Gameboy Advance (I only have Pokemon Emerald for now), I bought another game-pak -- Need For Speed: Most Wanted. It's quite good, and I get to use familiar cars like Mazda RX-8 and Subaru Imprezza... and there're western sports cars like the Gallardo, of course.

The police in the game is the only thing I'm puzzled about... contrary to Need For Speed traditions, the police cars will bolt off after bumping into you, instead of trying to stop you and arrest you. Sure it's strange...

I also started using the Imprezza in Initial D.

Just when I thought I could swim on Friday, they cancelled swimming last-minute, so I joined the rest of my colleagues for trekking around the park beside my office.

And I realized that the road around there is really like a typical Initial D mountain course! I didn't know such roads exist in Singapore! Goodness... if I get a car in the future, the first thing I'm going to do will be to go there for a time attack!

I did get to swim after work, though... I went to a public swimming complex. I'm glad that I bought new goggles, because my old one had been leaky and I've been using it for a few years already... I nearly forgotten the feeling of being able to see clearly underwater!

Friday, March 31, 2006

"Moshi moshi"

Today I continued to be trained in phone etiquette, and while I'm still the inexperienced 2-week clerk, I'm at least more at ease now when taking calls and transferring calls.

After watching Initial D anime till I'm almost done with the 1st stage and wondering how in the galaxy do you actually do countersteering (turning the steering wheel in a direction contrary to that of the curve while drifting), I finally began to figure out the way of doing it after lots of trial and error.

And drifting really feels great! I finally understand the difference between drifting and power slide. There's no countersteering done in power slide... right?

Now, a few more practices and... hehe.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Like losing a limb

Being the data I/C without the computer is really like losing a limb.

But no choice lah... YY had to go for a checkup and had to bring his 11-B (identification card) along... so today, I was basically doing filing and photocopying... after doing it for hours yesterday and today, I can say now that photocopying is the only aspect of my work that I've become truly specialised in.

Today was also the day the seniors decided to train me in phone etiquette... Joe (yes, the one who was my classmate in JC), who is currently a clerk in OETI, called me and pretended to be some captain just for the fun of it.

And I was so nervous, I called a private "Sir". OK... I know that a private is higher in rank than me, but...



Well I want to dedicate a song to my friends who are NOT clerks, especially those guys in SISPEC (School of Infantry Specialists), like Kelvin, and all the other infantry soldiers. Those who went through proper BMT should know which tune to sing to.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time to do PT ah
But got time to use PC ah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time build basha yah
But got time to run data yah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PMC ah
Got no time to strip rifle ah
But got time to shred paper yah.

Eh ah oh ah CPC ah
We are the ASAs of PME ah
Got no 10:30 lights off ah
But got 5:30 knock off ah.

P.S. Control of Personnel Centre, People Matters Centre is the unit I'm working in. Admin Support Assistant is just our official term for clerk.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The 99 club!

Jiansheng mailed this to me... read on...



Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King ame upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy in his heart?

The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?" The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."

Later in the day, the King sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... so many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at lastconvinced that there were 99coins. He wondered, "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!" He looked everywhere he could, but that final coinwas elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder thanever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th goldcoin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra 1 to round it out to 100!

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.That's what joining The99 Club is all about."We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires.That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."

Sunday, March 26, 2006

ORD loh!

Not me lah.

It's some of our seniors, including my "upper", Yongyun, who's going to ORD so soon... they booked a chalet and there was a barbecue last night...

I arrived there at about 6 p.m., and they were watching this Japanese Drama called "1 litre of tears" which was much talked about in our office... they switched to games soon after that, and I got a chance to try drifting in Burnout 3... I also tried out the Initial D Special Stage on PS2...

The barbecue was quite fun... there were stuff like sambal squid (it's very nice, especially for me, who loved squid all along) and stingray (which I didn't get a chance to try because I left early), and the usual stuff. Unfortunately our pit sort of screwed up in the middle of everything, so they had to start the flame all over again... another group of people were kind enough to lend us their pit after they were done.

I met a lot of new faces there (I didn't get to see them in the office because they were clearing leave), and I realized that there were quite a lot of people among us who understand Japanese... they were saying that my 5 years of learning Japanese was longer than the time they took, but I can't really say I'm more proficient in Japanese when compared to them... what I learned was, after all, formal vocabulary, and I only learned ore (informal for "I") and omae (informal for "you") while reading Japanese comics.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Infantry clerk

Another enjoyable day at the CPC.

The E-mart was open today, so I went to check it out... I bought a PT vest for use of infantry soldiers (God knows why it's sold there), because of its quality and also because it reminds me of my BMT sergeants who wore that vest during our PT lessons...

Today was Games Day for our office (not the BMT Games Day), when we go out in groups for exercises like Soccer, trekking and swimming. I chose swimming, of course.

Most of the guys went for Soccer, so from our branch, only 3 of us went to the pool in the end.

And my front crawl still couldn't make it.

One breakthrough though... Poh Woon kept doing the forward flip in the pool during the swimming lessons when I was in JC... I tried doing it at that time but couldn't... but when I tried t this afternoon, I could do it!

After swimming, I went off with Jireh and company in my camo pants and the Infantry vest, and I did have the look of some garang infantry soldier! Heh.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

First day working alone

I have to say... the private bus transport to my office was good, as in I don't have to wake up so early to take the MRT... but it is scheduled to arrive at my workplace on the dot...I was supposed to be in my office by 7:50 a.am, but the bus reaches the carpark at 7:50 a.m.,so in the end it appeared as if I was late forwork,when it was all up to the transport to make sure that I got there on time...

Never mind. Yesterday Yongyun (my upper-study) told me that he's going to be on leave today, so I expected to be working alone today... and it's only day 4!

I wasn't really alone, though... Nicholas (another senior) gave me some help as well.

Thank God the work today wasn't so hectic... the only thing I really couldn't handle was Corporal promotions...

I missed the return bus transport yesterday, but managed to catch it on time today (thanks to Nicholas who stayed to help me lock up the drawers I was supposed to lock... I'll remember to lock them earlier in the future).

But I digress.

Recently I got to watch the MTV of Jay Chou's "Lang Man Shou Ji" (Romancing on the Handphone) somewhere... and I found the girl who played Jay's love interest in the MTV cute! I don't understand the first part of the MTV, though...


The part of the video I can't understand... but who cares?


La la lala...


Aww...

Monday, March 20, 2006

More than clerk

I never knew that my study of A level computing could affect my NS life in any way.

Yet, Computing was the reason why I am now a more-than-clerk clerk... my job involves dealing with database management systems.

It's a challenging job, I was told... but it's good since I've been dreading the idea of becoming a normal clerk, thinking that it's some dull job.

I was to replace the current data I/C whose ORD is next month. Which means... one month for me to learn whatever I can under him, who happens to be a highly proficient data I/C who got the best staff award sometime earlier.

High standard for me to shoot for huh.

But I'm sure I can learn the skills in time... my "upper-study" (I'm his "under-study") is quite a friendly person and I learned quite a great deal on my first day already.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit: Post Mortem

Just here to publish a few (it's an understatement) pictures Colin took for Leopard Platoon 4.

Leopard 4 Section 1 with our Section Commander, Sergeant Eugene (centre)

Leopard 4 Section 2

Leopard 4 Section 3 with Section Commander Sergeant Badar(centre)

Leopard 4 Section 4



Excuse me!

Excused Upper Limb: The pose is an imitation of what they do as a substitute for push-ups

Our recruits with hearing problems

Shixiang and Habib were on "Excused Uniform" status when we're doing photo-taking... so they could only wear the No.4 top for a short while. Which results in this comical outfit.

Leopard Night (skit and song)

Habib as our Platoon Commander

Hafiz as our Officer Commanding

Norman as Sergeant Badar

Habib with the real 2WO Pandian, our Platoon Commander

Our instructors watching the performance

Preparing for the song preformance... I'm the guy in orange polo shirt

The song item itself. And Chin Seng's covering my face!

Chee Hang performing another song on his erhu, upon special request

Miscellaneous

Habib and Colin... what are they doing?

One morning in L4 S1 bunk

Habib and I

Chin Seng and Norman with a very gross expression

Kick Cock!

I love root beer

I simply love root beer!

Norman playing air guitar

Leopard patterns all over my face as I was mascot for Games Day. Too bad there isn't a picture of me in the full leopard suit... this will have to do!

Meet Sufiyan, my bunk mate!

Caught in the shower!

Taupok!

Chong Wee and the sandwich of jockey caps

Signing the Games Day commemoration sheet... Sergeant Ramlee is being pinned down so we could take a shot of him

"Pillaring" Habib!

"Pillaring" Sergeant Sam!


By the way... I'm posted to be an "Admin support Assistant"... I wonder if it's clerk work for the rest of the 2 years... most of my platoon mates became vehicle technicians... VEHICLE technicians!!!

I'm green with envy...

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 8)

2 days to Pass-out day

Booked in to Tekong BMTC for the last time as a recruit.

That night when we just booked in, most of the section 1 guys slept late because we had to do write-ups on issues related to BMT and our instructors. That was one of the last few times we would gather at the bunk table and talk crap... Sergeant Ramlee joined us too, and added to the excitement when he recieved some wierd SMS from a mysterious individual... I shall not eleborate.

1 day to pass-out day

There was this "dekitting" (don't know whether I spelt it correctly) thing whereby we return stuff that was loaned to us... like groundsheets.

After which was the End-of-course debrief when representatives of the 4 platoons share about issues regarding how things were run during our BMT.

Followed by area cleaning... area cleaning... interview by platoon commander...

I discovered that Leon's handphone has a cool ringtone composer... it's much more user-friendly and has more functions than the composer in my phone. However, it allows only 5 ringtones to be stored, whereas mine allows, erm, it doesn't have a limit as to how many tones I can compose lah. I used Leon's phone to do 5 ringtones for him, and sent some of them to my own phone. Mostly songs by SHE.

Canteen break. Bought Cravio ice-cream and iced coffee. Watched Campus Superstar.

Marched back to company line. Got bombed by a bird on the way. Discovered it much later when we collected our company and platoon photos.

Talk about photos...

Some of us were wearing quite peculiar expressions in the "official" platoon photo (as in the one done by the photographer and we're supposed to buy)... Chin Seng was pouting, "Section-4-Wei-Kiat" was having constipation... James was "eating" (but then again, he's the "Food I/C" for Section 1...) Darrel and Chong Wee were daring the viewer of the picture to a fight...

As for I myself, that shot turned out to be the most Ah-Beng shot I have posed for so far... apparently because of my expression and also the way my collar looked.

And I should have discovered that silly nicknames were allowed for the platoon photo name list... like "3SG Badaruddinovic" and "3SG Ramlee is good burger". Not to forget our section commander, "2SG Eugene Yew ORD Spec!" and our absolute-ZERO-vulgarity (can you believe it?!) platoon sergeant, 1SG Sam How (a.k.a. "Somehow").

I would have written W Q "Manhunt" Wang.

Night attack!

That night would be the last time I sleep on the 11th bed of L4 P4 Section 1. Yeah, I slept...

...and woke up to find my face and arms covered in toothpaste and foam!

My first impression was that some joker had been brushing his teeth over my head... but, what about my arms?

On the way to the toilet to wash myself, I saw the clock on the corridor showing 1:20 a.m.. I thought that it was already 5 a.m. (our wake-up time) and the clock had stopped.

Why, Habib has awakened too... and shortly after I arrived at the toilet, a bunch of Section 3 guys joined us as well. Hence I was further convinced that I was right about the time. I tried explaining what happened to the guys there (it seemed that something similar had happened to Habib as well) and Jimmy (his name's Jin Ming but it's much more convenient to call him "Jimmy") was, like, saying-

"Don't take it too hard lah... this is the last night before passing out..."

What the heck?

The toothpaste-and-foam thing turned out to be a prank played by Section 3 guys! In fact, I should be thankful... Lionel even got camouflage cream on his face!

And I really woke up at 1:20 a.m..

After Habib and I cleaned ourselves and went back to bed, there're 3 new victims from our section: Alex, Colin (both of whom are minor cases) and Shixiang (his was the worst compared to even Habib and I). Originally, our dear King Kong only applied foam on Shixiang's face. However, when he didn't wake up after some time, Kong began adding foam to his legs (which weren't covered by his blanket).

What ended it all was Letian's (our beloved "Lieutenant") reaction when he kena'ed the foam and all... he was stunned and he shouted so loudly that I thought it was some specialist who came up to see what in the galaxy was going on. He calmed down later when he realized that it's just a prank.

Section 2 and 4 recruits were safe from the attack as their bunks were locked.

POC loh!

Passing-Out-Ceremony-was-held-early-morning-in-the-company-lecture-room(I-expected-it-to-be-auditorium)and-our-OC-gave-us-a-concluding-talk-and-we-tossed-our-jockey-caps-and-shouted"POC-loh!"and-all-I-think-it-lasted-for-about-45-minutes.

Our OC said that he would mark the historical PES C Games Day victory by having us sign a mahjong paper with our company photo pasted on it. We would sign 2 copies, which will later be framed up. It was fun adding "Manhunt'2006" under my signature, but it was even more amusing to look at Norman Lim's (our excused-upper-limb-activities platoon mate) signature -- Norman "Upper" Lim.

Clearing up our mess (and theirs)

Then we did area cleaning and cleared our cupboards... then we had lunch... then the ground floor cleaners went to the Platoon 4 office to help "Somehow" rearrange the stuff. We found a lot of hidden treasures among the mess, including a few pairs of boots, sandals, a whole new pen-knife salvaged from a uber weathered field pack (Sergeant Sam kept that knife), a Poncho (I kept that one with me... I knew it would come in handy some day), and lots of extra field rations packs (I kept all the instant tea and instant cereal packs for myself! Hehe...).

After dinner, we're supposed to do saikang (or what James affectionally calls "Service and Support") for those who were done with the Passing-Out Parade. Basically it's just rolling up some banners and picking up dry leaves on the parade square.

There were those large boards with the Company names' initials printed on them. They're being put all around the parade square to mark the positions for th respective companies. Some guys from our company had to carry back the boards belonging to Mohawk, Ninja, Orion, Pegasus, Raven, Taurus and Viper.

Those guys actually had the ingeniuity to arrange thse boards to form "PORN MTV".

Now before we really leave...

After all the saikang was done and there's still about 1 hour before we book out "for good", Colin took more photos for us... there were pretty gross photos but I'll publish them here only after I got them.

Now when it's really 8:30 p.m. and most of the company were cheering away, some of us were getting quite emotional... I could tell that some came close to tears. For me, I was just... feeling glum.

I'll miss the days of being Manhunt.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 7)

Great shots!

Photo taking for Leopard company and its respctive platoons turned out to be quite a hilarious experience, because of the weather.

Doing sizing (arranging a group of people according to height) for the whole company wasn't an easy task, especially when there're people like me who tend to estimate their heights wrongly... when we're to stand in a line with the shortest on the left and tallest on the right, I went to a part of the line where I thought I would nicely fit, until I was asked if I really thought I was that tall.

I was shifted very far to the left afterwards.

Now for the weather... it was a sunny day during the photo taking. Too sunny. By the time the chairs were arranged for our instructors (sergeants and warrant officers for our company) and the sizing was done, the chairs were so hot that our instructors took their seats with great reluctance...

We, the chao recruits, were finally better off than our instructors this once; we're standing.

After our photos were done, Colin, our photographing enthusiast from platoon 4 (he's in my section as well), brought his $15K Nikon D2X to take photos for us too!

It's OK lah... our instructors just had to bear with the hot seats for a little while more.

Colin took more pictures after the photo taking... including group photos for platoon 4... and I got a shock of my life when he suddenly stormed into the toilet with his camera while I was taking a shower... he only took a photo of my face lah.

Leopard Night

Leopard company came together for a night of song and skit performances prepared by the respective platoons.

There were lots of interesting performances... but most of the time, we couldn't hear what the performers were saying when the skits were presented.

Fortunately, the skit done by our platoon was OK. Some of them played the recruits, while others played the roles of our OC (Officer Commanding), PC (Platoon Commander) and 2 of our sergeants.

As for the song item, 5 guys from our platoon were involved. Chin Seng and Wei Kiat sang, Shaun played the guitar, Chee Hang played the Erhu and I played the harmonica. Our song was More Than Words.

Seriously, I think our platoon's items were among the best... and Chee Hang was one of the few people I know who can say that they're ready to play any song they know on the instruments they specialise in. Our performance was a last-minute preparation... as many of the others were. Our instructors could see the fact too, I guess... but they were generaly pleased with the items. One of our Warrant Officers even said that this showed that "the moment of truth always comes when we're most unprepared".

After the performances, I, along with some of my platoon mates went for interviews with the SAF Counselling Unit... because we were interested in becoming counsellors during the rest of our 2 years of NS.

My interview went fine, but I could tell that I won't get into the Unit, because later when there was another interview to be done with only some of the applicants, my name wasn't shortlisted.

Sob... am I really destinied to be a clerk for the rest of these 2 years?

IPPT

Our fitness test took place on a cool Tuesday Morning... and while I expected to fail my Standing Broad Jump and Shuttle Run, I passed these 2 items. SBJ was really a close shave... the distance I jumped was 216 cm... which was exactly the passing distance!

And then I had to fail Chin-up... I did 4, while the passing mark was 6.

Fail one, fail all.

PES C Pride

Games Day was regarded as quite an important event in BMTC... we're already told about it on the first few days of BMT. And I think the Tug-of-war event was the one our OC is most concrened about; he personally trained our Tug-of-war team.

Leopard Company had the reputation of being a frequent Games Day overall champion, but this year is different from the past few years.

In the past, Leopard Company was made up of standard batch recruits... which refers to the PES A and B people (or is it just PES B?). The very garang Ah-Bengs.

This time round, Leopard Company, along with Ulysses Company, was home to PES C recruits. And people would normally regard PES C people as the "weaker" batch.

Maybe it's because of this reason that we Leopards strived to stand out during Games Day to prove ourselves.

To digress a bit... every company will have a mascot for their cheering team... for Leopard, there was no exception. Our mascot was a kiddish-looking leopard fur suit with a very cute head-dress.

And it was an honour that I got to wear that suit on the day itself.

Basically, I had to be as wild as possible when cheering along with the rest of the Leopard recruits. I tried to be wild on the day itself lah... at least there're some people who were satisfied with my "performance", and that's enough.

Back to the games... our company won all the events except for being the 2nd runner-up for the "Longest Race".

We totally went wild during the prize presentation ceremony... couldn't help lah, you know, we just kept hearing our company's name being called to recieve the champion prize... It was really a historical moment when our OC went up to recieve the trophy for the Games Day Overall Champion 2006.

What really made history was the fact that we're the first PES C company to have won the Games Day!

Now... does anyone still look down on us PES C recruits?

Recruits' Night

Games Day was followed by Recruits' Night, during which we could go wild and party around in civilian clothes and all.

The performances by recruits were great... there was this tribal cheer, an A Capella rendition of camp songs like Purple Light, guitar performances, fire-juggling performances, Yo-yo stunts, Chinese opera, and... did I leave anything out?

That was realy a wonderful evening... after the recruits' items, there were also performances put up by the SAF Music and Drama Company... that was when we really went wild and danced around. Some of us even went onto the stage to dance with the MDC performers!

Leopard Company cheered like crazy whenever were addressed... partly because we just became the Games Day Overall Champion that afternoon.

"Grenade!"

The Grenade Live throw took place on the day after Games Day. There was actually a trial on another day before we got to do the live throw, but I missed it as I had to report sick on that day.

Which was why I was damn nervous on the live throw day itself. After doing the practice drill using the SPG (standard practice grenade), some of my friends asked me why my face looked so pale. Only then I realized how nervous I was.

My actual throw turned out all right, and fortunately we're required to throw only one live grenade, so everything was over in an explosion.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The moment of truth

Results of A levels:

  • Chem: B
  • Physics: C
  • Maths: B
  • Computing: B
  • GP: B4

I was very relieved that my 20-minute GP essay on hosting sports events actually got me a B4.

Also, based on my grades, I'm eligible for admission to Science courses in University.

That, for me, is enough.

Even though I expected an A for Chemistry.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 6)

The past week has been a week of highlights... Range and Field Camp!

Home On The Range

After days of practising in the IMT, it's time for us to go fire using live ammunition.

And that means Range for 2 days.

It's not that kind of stuff where you simply drop by at a site and do what you have to do for a few hours, then leave. The whole company had to stay there for the whole bloody day, from 8 in the morning to about midnight.

So for 2 days, I could only sleep at around 1 a.m.. That's after we return to our bunks to have shower and shit and do other admin stuff.

The first day was Saturday... and it was allocated for trial shots alone... our actual tests will be on the subsequent Sunday.

Before the start of everything, I was very nervous because of the seriousness of it all... we're dealing with live ammunition! When I finally got my first magazine of live rounds and began my trial shot, I realized that I couldn't really take the noise and the recoil of the rifle when I fire. I tend to blink my eyes at the very moment I squeeze the trigger and the shot was fired -- something which didn't happen in IMT.

One memorable thing about the Range was the starry sky when night falls. You never get to see such a starry sky anywhere in Singapore!

And on the first night of the range exercise, I had fever, and because I didn't want to miss the tests, I used Panadol to keep my temperature under control... on the second day, aside from Panadol, I also drank lots of water to try rehydrating myself... my detail-mate Leon can testify as to how many times I went to the toilet during Range Day 2!

The tests turned out to be OK for me... the most difficult part was prone position without sandbag support. I did the night version for this test and none of my shots got in! However I managed to pass all the other positions of shooting, of which my favourite was the one where we stand in a foxhole with sandbags to support our arms.

Sick again

After trying to keep my temperature under control so as not to miss Range, I finally reported sick first thing on the day after Range.

At the medical centre, I finally found the car magazines which Colin and Shixiang read when they reported sick... they were old issues (year 2000 to 2001), but the cars inside were familiar models (to me, whose knowledge of cars is limited to Initial D cars). There were even a few articles on the Civic EK-9, and after reading those exciting comments about the EK-9, I grew to love that car even more!

Back to my illness, I was under the impression that as long as my cough wasn't cured, my body temperature will keep rising so as to resist the attack of the virus causing my cough, so I told the Medical Officer to change my cough medicine as the one I got last time wasn't effective enough.

So my new medicine contained some familiar pills like Paracetamol (main component of Panadol), Dequalinium and Chloramine. New ones include some brown cough mixture (instead of the pink one I got last time) and Vitamin C pills (which turned out to be very tasty).

Field Camp

Fortunately, I managed to recover from most of my illness by the time the Field Camp began. According to Army rules, however, I was still "on status", so I could not march with the rest of the company to the camp site... all the "status" people were to help do some admin work before boarding the tonner which will take us to the camp site.

The PES C Field Camp has a duration of only 4 days, so it wasn't so tough... for me who was on status, it was even less tough... every morning when they go for exercise and run, the status people will stay at the camp site to help look after the rifles of our platoon mates doing training, together with those who did guard duty on the previous day.

The Field Camp basically taught us not to take cleanliness for granted. There was obviously no toilet, so we had to pee at a selected site (which began to smell like a zoo after day 2). The place where we shit was divided into cubicles using canvas sheets... each cubicle consists of a... hole in the ground into which we drop our "bombs" and cover them with soil after we're done with our business.

And I actually tried shitting that way once... on Day 2 morning.

The training on movement under enemy fire was the most enjoyable one. We got to fire blank rounds (whose recoil was not as great as the one caused by live rounds) and all. It was a rewarding experience, except for the time when I volunteered to be the leader of a group of 3 during a practice drill... in that exercise alone, I got the greatest frequency of weapon stoppages.

The combat rations (long-shelf-life versions of a variety of rice and noodle dishes) were OK for me (though it was not so OK for most of the others), and when there was time for us to cook our own meals (we're given instant noodles)... those were the best moments for me during the whole field camp. I couldn't deny that I fould the instant noodles to be better than the combat rations...

As for clothing, I only had one set of No.4 (the camouflage patterned uniform) for the first 3 days (after which they will give us resupply for uniform). So you can imagine how my No.4 smells of ammonia after I finally got to rip it off my itchy back.

Yes, since we only get to apply talcum powder on the 1st and 2nd nights (they call it the "powder bath") instead of washing ourselves, my back got very itchy at the beginning of Day 3. Even after the camp, my back could still get so itchy that I would go into a convulsion and my face would suddenly get contorted in a way which will make those people around me think I was possessed.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 5)

Here again.

Only because I made a very stupid mistake by forgetting to mention this point in my last post...

E-Mart

After weeks of waiting, I finally got a chance to go to the E-mart in Tekong BMTC.

On that day, probably the most "free" day I'll ever get in my BMT life, we had lots of admin time before and after dinner, so most of us in the platoon decided to visit the E-Mart to shop for stuff we might need in the field camp.

The system there allows us to use the SAF subsidy for buying items which are already issued. For extra items (and there's a wide range of extra tems like tidbits, cup noodles, and even the "Pi Pa Gao", a traditional Chinese proprietary medicine for sore throat!) we pay our own cash.

I bought extra T-shirt, singlet, jockey cap (so that I can then wash my original one which was soaked with sweat), toilet roll (a good precaution, because I dropped my original roll on the wet toilet floor on the next day), Swiss Knife (I lost mine recently) and other stuff. I didn't buy snacks because of my low appetite caused by the gastric problem.

The queue was bloody long, and I waited for a very long time before I was able to pay for my stuff and go.

What's worse... only after exiting the shop did I realize that I forgot to buy the L-torch and Chinagraph.

Too bad... the queue was still long, and most of my platoon mates were done with shopping and we're to go back to our bunks...

P.S. I'm booking in again this evening... and my gastric problem is almost gone now. Now I can look forward to meals like the rest of the guys again!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 4)

"Opinions are like assholes... everybody has one."

This statement was made by one of our sergeants while giving a lecture.

Seriously... deep down, our sergeants are like us recruits... after all, they're at most a few years older than us...

When the sergeants are away, the recruits have fun. When the recruits are away, the sergeants have fun.

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Oh, you might be wondering why I had the time and the technology to blog on a warm Thursday afternoon... shouldn't I be somewhere on Tekong doing circuit training?

That's because they arranged for our live firing session to be on this Saturday and Sunday, which means we don't get to book out this weekend. So... we booked out on Wednesday night!

0100, Sick bay

The time and place where I slept after my last book-in.

Yeah... my fever was quite persistent (a typical Tekong-fever case), and I had to forget to bring the medicine back home during book-out (causing me to have to rely on Panadol back home), so while I prepared for book-in thinking that I'd recovered from fever, my temperature rose again at Tekong... to 39.4 degrees Celcius!

And I had gastric problems too... caused by the medication.

Obviously I had to report sick.

So I did... and ended up in the sick bay on drip... to rehydrate me.

For the rest of the three days. I was on status (yes... I'm a recruit and you're a recuit too, but I've got status!!!)

It's good to be on status. Yeah right.

We get to occupy the foremost positions of our platoon while queueing for food at the cookhouse. A good thing, but for me it didn't help much... my gastric problem caused me to have no mood for eating at all.

While the others are doing physical training, we do area cleaning... like removing weeds on the roads, etc. The whole thing is so pointless; I suggest that they set aside a piece of land for those recruits on status to grow tapioca instead.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 3)

Last week was the most eventful week in my NS life so far, but it wasn't a very happy one.

We started on new stuff like the IMT (Individual Marksmanship Training), IFC (Individual Field Craft) and I volunteered to be one of the song I/C's (those who lead songs when we march).

And here's the catch... I fell sick near the middle of the week.

IMT done in an air-conditioned room with programs that simulate rifle shooting. The whole thing was nice... and my shots were OK... not professional, but at least not too bad. I think it's effective in letting us practise the things to be done in the live range before we actually go there.

IFC consists of the skills we need when doing combat in the field... I'm not that much of a pro in that area... for the recovery from prone position part, I'm the weakest in my section. I didn't fare so badly for the camouflaging part... except that I only found a suitable hiding spot after much trials which failed when my sergeant asked me whether I thought that was a good place to hide.

I have always wanted to be a song I/C, except that I got sore throat after we got the song lyrics from our sergeants (which meant that we'd better start doing our jobs).

Worse still, the sore throat developed into fever. The procedure for reporting sick was quite complicated, and my bunk mate who was very sick actually had to march with the whole platoon to the cookhouse for lunch before he could actually go to see the Medical Officer.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Memoirs of a recruit (part 2)

Back from Tekong resort.

Yeah... actually I agree with what our Officer Commanding said... we're there to keep fit and we're paid for it! Food and lodging provided... with a gym and a swimming pool (that is, if you have the time to march there...)... it's almost like a condominium!

Heh... OK lah... except for the lack of time and some freedom, life at Tekong as a PES C recruit is wonderful.

Feedback on how we're fed

Well, when we just went to BMTC, we had to finish our meals by the time set by our sergeant... and of course, we're "not to make the sergeant wait".

But there were times when, oh, just take a bloody look at the queue!

So, some smart guy gave a suggestion... the last guy in the platoon to collect his meal will report to the sergeant who will then set the time by which we're to finish eating.

And I tell you... it's a much better system!

2-day-2-night book-in

Last Thursday night we booked in after the Chinese New Year break, just to go for training on Friday (whole day) and Saturday (morning).

We witnessed the power of the M-16 S1 rifle we saw the round hit stuff like sandbags and concrete slabs... the only letdown was that they didn't show what the baby would do to a watermelon.

They did give us a description of it, though... small entrance, big exit. Well, I've heard Maoxin's more detailed narration on that process many times already...

Another highlight of that day was the 3 km route march... we marched 2km before, but this time, in addition to marching around the school and the coastal route (a part of which smelled of sewage), there was a route in the wilderness as well... I really enjoy singing during the march, except that most of us did not know the songs they're leading us in singing...

I think they should give us the lyrics of the songs we're to sing beforehand... and it's only recently that I learnt that we have 2 song IC's in our platoon. Hmm...

Saturday morning we did another circuit training and I got OWNED by the Star Jump and Dips stations... and after that, we cleaned the barrels of our rifles (it's the first time I'm doing it!), sent our arms to the Armskote, had lunch,and signed on the Book-in-book-out-book (I call it the BIBOB... rhymes with be-bop). And just before falling in for book-out...

...it rained.

Goodness, it's the first time it rained since I went to BMTC!

Originally we're to fall in and march in the rain towards the jetty because our platoon commander believed that "we wouldn't melt in the rain". However, in the end we were so slow in falling in that he dropped the plan and we all jogged towards the jetty... haha.

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Got to book in tonight again... and I'm not complaining!